Umfazi nje yindlovukazi yesini! Xa umile ngokuthe tye, unokubona indlela alawula ngayo ngokukhululekileyo imisipha yangaphambili kunye ne-anus! Kwaye oku ngaphandle kwento yokuba zombini umphambili kunye ne-anus ngokucacileyo ziphuhliswe ngokundilisekileyo. Kwaye onjani wona ukumila komzimba okuhendayo, amabele akhe angakholelekiyo nje ngobungakanani nokumila kwawo. Lolo hlobo lobukhulu endiluthandayo kumfazi omkhulu! Ayiyontaba yenyama kunye namafutha angenamilo, kodwa ibhinqa elikhulu elinemilo eneefom ezimangalisayo. Ndakhe ndajola naye malunga nesiqingatha sonyaka, akunakwenzeka ukuba ndimlibale! Kwaye emva koko kunye nabafazi ababhityileyo njengako konke andizange ndibambe!
Enjani imvakalelo eli qela le-bachelorette liqale ngayo, ulwandle lobubele. Ndiyabona ukuba akukruquki kumaqela e-bachelorette, kwaye akukho mntu uzihluphayo ngokudlala imidlalo yabasetyhini. Isihlwele esinjalo siya kukhotha nayiphi na intombazana, kwaye ayifuni indoda.
Intombazana yayizimba umngxunya wayo, izonwabele. Iqabane lalingayi kujonga nje yonke loo nto, ngoko lamisela ishafu yalo ukuze lizilolonge. Akazange akwala, wakhawuleza wamkhonza.